Whose white trash kids were climbing snow banks piled up by snow plows in the mall parking lot? Mine. Until I took them over to the harbor where the snow was higher and less dirty and my townie kids could romp around to their heart’s content.
While scanning for litter we found a credit card outside of Staples. The owner of the card had already cancelled it.
It’s not easy to find litter in the snow and we were thinking of following a fellow we saw out walking with a cigarette in one hand and a Burger King cup in the other – surely one of them was destined for a snow bank but then a water bottle turned up and later a beer bottle.